COUNTRY OF SERVANTS!
Posted by umleo23 on March 30th, 2009Okay sisimulan ko toh sa pamamagitan ng napaka simpleng:
YOU-BIG-FAT-FREAKY-CRAZY-STUPID-BASTARD-PLUS-A-HOLE MADER-FADER-PAKER-JOURNALIST!!!!
The War At Home
http://hk-magazine.com/feature/war-home
Update: Article has been removed from the online magazine.
March 27th, 2009
The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.
But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.
As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.
Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.
Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.
Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.
YOU’RE A RACIST!
by umleo23.
Are we a country of servants? Hell yeah we are! And we are proud of these PEOPLE you call servants! They are the people who clean up other people’s shit! Other people’s crap! Ohhhh YES! But we are proud of them!
They are hard workers. They do almost chores inside the house. Houses that they don’t own! Cleaning up mess with their own hands which they didn’t caused. Cook for People who is damn lazy to wake up at 4 a.m. in the morning! Clean shit from toilets which they are not using. Wash clothes that they don’t even wear then even iron them.
They care so much. So much that they even take care of kids which is not their own blood. Kids which are left by their parents. Parents who think money is more important than the time they could spent with their families.
They are heroes. Don’t you think they have sacrifice alot already? I mean leaving your own family behind just to earn a CHEAP money from your so called “MASTERS”. Thinking every night hows her family doing. Making sure they eat three times a day! How many maggi noodles they had to eat just to save up money for their kid’s enrollment.
They are HUMANS too. Stop treating them as if they are lesser humans than everyone else. They’re not! They would stand out from any crowd. Bacause behind that every successful man from that crowd is a hardworking-caring-hero-FILIPINO-servant!!!!
FROM ALL THESE HARDSHIP, THESE IS HOW YOU REPAY THEM?!?! YOU SICK BASTARD!
These people who you calling servants are the one making your F*CKING LIFE EASY! They are the one sacrificing everything just to do all your damn work!
If you dont want Filipinos around, then fine! It’s okay, Filipinos does not like you either MADER-PAKER-JUORNALIST! SO GO KILL YOURSELF CAUSE WE ARE SENDING YOU BACK YOUR OWN CRAP!
If you don’t have any good thing to say about someone, thats the time you really need to SHUT THE HELL UP!

Jasper Jugan
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pmAnd says:
where did you get this?
jepoy
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 2:13 pmAnd says:
LOL! Cheap Chow :~)
jepoys last blog post..Melamine Rots Your Brain Chip Tsao
memcie
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 2:14 pmAnd says:
..so mean naman po yun..
..sama ng pagkakatao.. dami kong chinese n classmate sa pasukan pag nakakita ako ng isa jojokslamin ko agad tapos triple kill.. hahaha..
memcies last blog post....ampotek!! may nanalo n super lotto!!
erap
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 6:44 pmAnd says:
Filipinos are the bigest racists. He never once stated anything false… you might not like it, it might hurt your feelings and pride…… but HE DID NOT LIE>
Everytime someone slights a single filipino, the entire poverty nation yells and calls everyone a racist. Even the highest ranking Medical Education politician in the RP flat out lied to the US Embassy over that desperate housewives thing. Everyone on that list was very accomplished, and most of them were Filipino….. but NOT A SINGLE ONE GOT MEDICAL EDUCATION IN THE RP.
Funny, when someone leaves this country and becomes a crook/thief/liar like the Filipina wife of Packios Filipino driver… you call her an L.A. Woman. But when the half-breed bastard son of a prostitute that blackmailed an american lawyer to raise her bastard american child… and the he turns into a thug drug addict breaking up several bands… then finally becomes the no-one-ever-heard-of-him do wop guy of Black Eyed Peas…… oh yea, then you all claim he’s a Filipino hero!
Get off your racist high-horse.
I have lived in the RP for 4 years, I AM SICK OF YOUR NATIONAL RACISM!!!!!!!
jmilar
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pmAnd says:
Just what your name says: Chip sounds like CHEAP. Don’t you dare disagree coz you know you really are cheap…. Cheap Journalist…. Yeah! Right! We are entitled of our own opinion. But I won’t accept yours… Where did you finished your Journalism degree??? As far as I’m concerned, as journalist, you are responsible to get both sides, no matter how negative it is… Haven’t you tought about that? Or you were just sleeping during the time that “Responsible journalism is being discussed by your professor”. I may not be a graduate of jornalism or broadcasting but I have the common sense…
Don’t visit Philippines
The Gasoline Dude
Commented last March 30th, 2009 at 8:06 pmAnd says:
Ang puso mo Leonard! Nyahaha! Inuman na lang! = P
The Gasoline Dudes last blog post..Birthday Greetings
umleo23
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 12:31 amAnd says:
@erap: LOLx! Yun lang!
mnel
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 1:29 amAnd says:
allan, that’s the BEST reaction ever! hehe
ryan
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 2:21 pmAnd says:
wow! makabayan ka na ngayon a! kahapon lang iba ang tingin ko sayo..
ryans last blog post..usapang babae
pao tsu
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 8:13 pmAnd says:
SAMIN ANG SPRATLY ISLAND..CHIP TSAO, PAKYU KA SA BUNGO..
GMA (oust erap! ^^)
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 9:06 pmAnd says:
erap is pretty pissed right? LoLx
just heard the news regarding this article by chip tsao (nice name btw ^^) earlier at the gym.. nearly freakin fell off the treadmill haha..
“don’t flex your muscles at your master”??!! MASTER??! really??! MASTER??! the guy has got some serious superiority complex (and maybe some dominatrix tendencies if you ask me haha)..
@erap – i don’t even care where you’re from. i am just sick of you. period.
maccallister
Commented last March 31st, 2009 at 10:06 pmAnd says:
he’s a big stupid guy!irresponsible journalist!he’s so chicken out that he cant seen anywhere after his story came out and gained a lot of reaction,the editors are the one who apologize but that jerk wasnt.
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Juan Dela Cruz
Commented last April 1st, 2009 at 1:22 amAnd says:
Yah, Philippines sucks and I am a Filipino. Congrats, to the all politicians for making Philippines a great country. Congrats also, to the Filipinos who didn’t use family planning (don’t complain about the rice shortage and unemployment). What gunboats? Did he mean the donated gunboats from World War II? Really funny Chip Tsao.
Question:If we can have spratly islands and it is making money from oil.Who will benefit?
(A.) you (B.) our country (C.) politician
No need to think, you know the answer already. Mabuhay ka Pilipinas
Juan Dela Cruz
Commented last April 1st, 2009 at 2:01 amAnd says:
Now, do you still believe in our government, that is will rise up on the top? No matter how many protest in EDSA, there will be no change. I have lose my hope on my country, which I have love. The flag which I look up from my elementary days till now, will only give me great sorrow.
Ang bayan ko’y tanging ikaw
Pilipinas Kong Mahal
Ang puso ko at buhay man
Sa iyo’y ibibigay
Tungkulin kong gagampanan
Na lagi kang paglingkuran
Ang laya mo’y babantayan
Pilipinas kong Hirang…
One our forefathers asked “Are we ready to be independent?” If they could only see what they have sacrifice was just for nothing.
Mabuhay ka Pilipinas
umleo23
Commented last April 1st, 2009 at 2:34 amAnd says:
There is always hope!
Kung lahat ng pinoy mawawalan nyan, then mag didilang anghel ka… Dahil tuluyan ng mabubura ang Pilipinas sa mapa.
Never lose hope and have Faith! That is the only thing we need to cling on now…
Pepe
Commented last April 1st, 2009 at 4:53 pmAnd says:
Para Sa Iyo Juan Dela Cruz;
“Philippines Sucks???” Baka mali lang ang iyong pagkakalathala at pagkakasulat. Ang Pilipinas ay puno ng kagandahan at yaman na likas. Kung iyong mararapatin hindi Pilipinas ang dapat mong tukuyin at sisihin sa mga nangyayare. Sisihin mo ang mga Pilipinong nawalan na ng pag-asa sa ating bayan. Sisihin mo ang mga Pilipinong walang ginawa kundi sisihin ang ibang tao, samantalang siya mismo ay walang magawa para sa kanyang sariling bayan.
Hindi natin puwede sisihin ang ibang tao tuwing may pangit at maling nangyayare sa iyong bayan. Minsan kailangan nating humarap sa salamin at tanungin ang ating sarili, ano na ang nagawa ko para tulungan ang bayan.
GMA (oust erap! ^^)
Commented last April 1st, 2009 at 7:53 pmAnd says:
ganda ng post mo LA.. sakto pinagsimulan ng debate.. haha..
kulot
Commented last April 2nd, 2009 at 2:02 amAnd says:
hindi ko na pinansin ito nung unang lumabas sa net, pero uminit na rin ulo ko dahil isa akong OFW. taena nyang nagsulat nyan, sarap pasabugin ang bao ng utak nya.
magaling lang ang mga pinoy kaya nagtatrabaho sa ibang bansa, hindi para magpaalipin
bioniclugaw
Commented last April 2nd, 2009 at 6:53 amAnd says:
pistingyawa! naunahan moko sa galit parekoy! nabasa ko rin yang article na yan at kumulo pati kulangot ko sa galit. subukan lang umapak sa pinas ng hinayupak na journalist na yan at tatadtarin ko yan ng pinong-pino.
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flamindevil
Commented last April 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 amAnd says:
ilang beses ko na nabasa tong sinulat ng kups na to sa mga blog sites pero hindi nawala yung inis ko.kapal.
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Juan De la Cruz
Commented last April 3rd, 2009 at 1:58 amAnd says:
Humarap sa salamin at nag tanong, “Ano nagawa ko kaya? Nagbabayad naman ako ng tax”. Ano pa ba gagawin ko? Maghintay hanggang masira baga ko sa daan namin na maalikabok? At hanggang ngayon di pa tapos. Baka sa next election seguro ang kalahati. Hala sige approve ako sayo, magpakabingi at bulag nlang ako. Sabihin mo nga sa akin Pepe, tulog ka parin ba? Hoy Gising.
Pepe
Commented last April 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 amAnd says:
Tuwing nababasa ko ang iyong kasagutan Juan Dela Cruz hindi ko mapigilang ngumiti. Hindi kaya nagkakamali ka? Buwis? Salapi? Wala ka na bang ibang maisip kundi ang pera lamang ang makkatulong sa ating bayan. Bakit hindi ka lumabas at imulat ang iyong mga sariling mata, kung may nakikita kang Kalsadang hindi pa tapos? Kasalanan ba ito ng Pilipinas? O ng mga nagpapabayang tao? Mapolusyon na hangin? Ginusto ba ng Pilipinas ang maging ganito? O kasalanan ng mga taong naninirahan dito? Bakit hindi ikaw ang kumilos upang matapos ang kalsada? Bakit hindi ka gumawa ng paraan upang matigil ang polusyon?
Ahhhhh oo nga naman, wala ka nga naman magagawa, dahil unang una hindi mo trabaho ang mag-ayos ng kalsada… pangalawa hindi ikaw ang may sala kung bakit napuno ng dumi ang hangin… Juan…. Juan…. Wala kang magagawa… Wala ka ng maitutulong sa Bayan… Hindi kaya JUAN DELA CRUZ, ikaw ang wala ng pag-asa?
umleo23
Commented last April 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 amAnd says:
OY OY! Wag na kaung magtalong dalawa jan! ehehehehehehehehe
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genesis
Commented last April 3rd, 2009 at 1:59 pmAnd says:
It hurts, right? Don’t sit around, do something about it. If you forget the personality who wrote this and look at this in a factual way, is it not true? Do you know how the Filipinas are treated in Japan? They are considered cheap and wasteful women? Even the cats and dogs in Japan are honored better than the poor Filipina ladies. Who is to be blamed? Not Chinese or Japanese but the Philipinos themselves. Protect your women and children.
Take the example of the Sri Lankan President. He eradicated the export of housemaids of Sri Lanka to the middle east. These women were used as sex workers of a different nature. It was a severe blow to our cultural and religious heritage. So our President single-handedly stopped this non-sense. Some journalist from China, need not say this. He has to first look at what his country women are doing? I hope he will write something that will stir up the emotions of those Chinese ladies!
umleo23
Commented last April 3rd, 2009 at 3:52 pmAnd says:
It is true that our Country and its People has its own issues and problems that needs to be solved. And who is to blame? The Philippine Government? Who is the Government? There was a saying that the Philippine Government is the People itself. So now let me ask you all again, who is to blame, is it them? or should I say us?
Every country or nation has its problems, own flaws. Each people of each nation should be focusing to these problems and not other nation’s problem. And one another thing, the journalist didn’t try to help out by writing something satire about Philippines, did he? Did it help Philippines from its problems, no it did not!
Juan De la Cruz
Commented last April 6th, 2009 at 3:58 amAnd says:
Totoo ka diyan, wala akong magawa dahil sa mga taong katulad mo, natutulog. At may nagawa naman ako ah, gumawa ako ng isang website sa bayan namin about it’s tourist spots. Ako pa ngayon ang walang pag-asa, ikaw kaya dyan, ngumingiti lang. Tulog ka diba? Ano yan wet dreams? Si pokwang ata sa panaginip mo.
*ngumiti ulit si Pepe at nabasa* hay, naku paalam nlang sayo pepe. Next time magreply ka dito. NO COMMENT…. ingat paalam.